timmel

the biggest dushe-bag to ever live. that is anywhere, anytime, anyplace.

Tim Cook, professional drain on society

by wildirrigator1 March 10, 2005

Timples

Pimples on tits of a women. :P :P

Chitraxee: Dont u think she looks hot in that dress?

Sumeet: ya man, it was so low that i could see her TIMPLES!

by Chittyxee December 3, 2009

Timble

A beer mug size thimble used for midgets to get drunk.

Danny had two timbles of beer and passed out

by Howie Toddler July 20, 2010

timmers

The definition of timmers is emo

I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself like timmers

by Jrap March 12, 2008

timmes

A small lump on one's gentials

OR

An extremely annoying person.

"Man, this timmes just won't go away! I've tried everything!"

by anonymous April 5, 2005

Timmer

Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.

"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"

by HandsomeEd December 2, 2010

Timeless Treasures

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January 1st, 2001

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June 6th, 2006...also 666 "Hell"

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November 11th, 2011

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December 12th, 2012

Timeless Treasures

Timeless Treasures

by blthrskt April 28, 2009