Ticker

1. A person's heart (usually used when the heart is not healthy).
2. A wristwatch.

We have a history of bad tickers in my family. Uncle Larry died of a heart attack and so did Grandpa Ron.

I don't need a ticker anymore; I just use the clock on my cellphone.

by Bill Flynn November 24, 2005

Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.

dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.

by thenumbertwo December 21, 2010

Thigh Ticklers

The tickling of the inner thigh with facial hair.

OOHHHH your thigh ticklers need a trim!

by Mathusala December 28, 2007

Tickets

A word used as code for talking about someting illegal (drugs or alcohol, if you are underaged) in public.

Guy 1: are we going to pregame before the basketball game.
Guy 2: hell yea I got some tickets in my car.

by Deshawn Thomas March 10, 2007

dick ticklers

fingers

Get your filthy dick ticklers off me!

by 0mar August 20, 2003

Tickets to Orange County

Oxycontin pills, a good one to use over the phone or in public.

Hey Kyle, I need some tickets to Orange County.

by mstek December 24, 2007