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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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half a ticket

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss
by Willnatl May 22, 2014
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Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
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tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.
"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008
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Meal Ticket Beggars

A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.

Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.

This is an example of meal ticket beggars
by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
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shit tickets

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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dick tickler

-slang for mustache
That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
by scream_clarity September 10, 2011
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