Urban Tumbleweed

Any plastic bag or newspaper tumbling around the city. Windblown litter.

Jerry: What the hell's that noise? Plastic?

Jack: Urban tumbleweeds dude, reminds you where you are.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011

Tumbleweed

Something to shout aloud when someone has said failed in an attempt to be funny.

unfunny person: "....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!"

cruel tumbleweeder: "TUMBLEWEED"

by AW94 December 2, 2010

tumbleweed

After the act of "road head" one pushes
open the door and kicks the female out

by Adam Bader October 31, 2003

tumbleweed

1. A weed (Amaranthus albus and/or Amaranthus graecizans) that has broken away from its roots and travels along the prairy wherever the wind blows it.

2. A person (traditionally male, traditionally a cowboy) with no family or romantic ties; no permanence; and no responsibilities; who drifts through life, going wherever the wind blows him.

Ex. 1: He'll never settle down. He's too much of a tumbleweed.

Ex. 2: Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweed.

by Al Swilling August 24, 2006

tumbleweed

pubic hair deposited in a drink

The act of yanking some pubic hair out of your own pubic area and depositing the (tumbleweed) into an unsuspecting asshole's beverage. Sit back and watch him pick your pubs off his tongue.

by cpendante June 10, 2007

Dodge City Tumbleweed

A sexual antic performed involving penetration from the rear, a wad of duct tape hidden in the palm of ones hand and applied to the pubic region under the guise of a reacharound.

So there ya are, riding your little filly from behind. She thinks your're about to perform an act of selflessness by reaching around and giving the magic button a flick or two. Imagine her surprise when you roll a wad of duct tape through the pubic sagebrush, creating the memorable Dodge City Tumbleweed suitable for display in the bunkhouse. Hang on for the ride cowboy! You'll be leavin' Dodge City faster than you rode in!

by mslmnx November 11, 2009

Tumbleweed

Someone who's obsessed with Tumblr

Amy: "Have you seen the new memes of ermagerd girl?"

Bill: "....what are you talking about?"

Amy: "You know... means... ermahgerd... tumblr???"

Bill: "....You're a tumbleweed"

by AndyAndroid89 September 26, 2012