Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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It is a catchphrase associated with town guards from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It becomes popular (meme) in a such way similar to the other known "Took an arrow in the knee", "Stop right there criminal scum!" and the "FUS RO DAH" meme. From the game, you can hear the dialogue when you interact with the NPC guards:

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords"

Hearing it over and over again, especially the last part where the NPCs emphasize the Curve Swords, makes it sounds funny yet somehow annoying to most players, until someone decided to troll over the internet using this sentence. Therefore being popular and well-known to the fellow internet users.
They used to take an arrow in the knee, but now they've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
by Serizawa January 30, 2012
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A german Fantasy RPG.
Released: 1999 - Germany
Developer: Lomax Online
Singleplayer: Available
Multiplayer: Available
For Windows 95/98 and higher.

The appearance and gameplay reminds of Diablo, with korean elements. Because of collector's value, it probably reaches a high vendor price in online shops.
Lamentation Sword - 1999 Germany - Lomax Online
by Abbadon [IA] June 30, 2011
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Two swords linked together in nunchuk style, originally created by Fighter, 8-bit theater at www.nuclearpower.com
Fighter: *While displaying Sword-Chucks* Sword-Chucks, yo!
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Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.
by That's men's talk May 26, 2011
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Lesbians who like swords
"Wow Jenna has a lot of swords, and a wife,"

"She's a sword lesbian,"
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Alternatively, a saying that also reminds you not to expect last-minute change.
live by the sword, die by the sword:
If you live by the sword, don't evpect to die in peace.
by TanonX December 4, 2005
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