A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
by Veggies69 June 21, 2009
Get the Megan's Mangled Producemug. Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.
by Goat May 4, 2004
Get the Monkey Manglemug. A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
Get the Mangled Poon Per Hourmug. by Ju1975 January 20, 2017
Get the Mangled meatmug. Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.
"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".
by asshole rick December 7, 2019
Get the mangled hangrymug. A disease you can contract from a dirty surface making contact with your genitalia or any private bodily openings, usually caused by a fungal infection, it can appear as itching, burning and redness
She was sitting on the floor butt-naked, she later found out she contract mangles, who sits on the floor naked?
by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025
Get the Manglesmug. To get beaten horribly for something that is done that a large majority of the community views as completely and utterly immoral and disgusting
by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008
Get the Morality Mangledmug.