Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

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laid out

To get yo ass knocked the fuck out!!

"Shit might pop off and when it pop off. Somebody gonna get laid the fuck out!" 50 Cent

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 18, 2005

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getting laid by

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

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e-laid

What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.

*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*

by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010

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the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.

every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man

by flagman5 November 6, 2006

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Internet Laid

Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.

by FAB! August 9, 2017

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