The Goose

Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.

Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.

by Dickhead with Clipboard October 8, 2011

The Goose

The Goose, mostly used in a poker game, meaning you are having a run of bad luck, that you have been delat a bad hand

The goose is honking

by Chris Lambert April 29, 2006

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

choke The Goose up!

drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")

F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!

by aMat13 February 2, 2012

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

strike while the goose is hot

To seize the moment of opportunity just as it is fresh from the oven. This is when the goose is most vulnerable, as it has just been killed and cooked. That is when you should strike.

You know, you just gotta strike while the goose is hot.
Don't wait man, strike while the goose is hot.
If you don't strike while the goose is hot, I will.

by The Hunterman September 15, 2011