goat

A lazy person who just stands around looking dumb

Are you going to do anything today you goat!

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

goat

A mammal that produces excellent cheese. Will answer to "Goatie, Goatie, Goatie..."

My goat has small horns.

by feckinape July 4, 2005

Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"

Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating

by Lasting Image December 18, 2008

goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004

Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

by ravenblack1973 June 20, 2008

Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005