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The devil’s tango

Mom:Omg! Me and your father had the devil’s tango last night
Daughter: Omg mom wtf thats gross
by Hippos&Hippies January 27, 2019
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the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.
The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR
by Donaven March 13, 2014
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pull the devil trigger

Cumming into your boyfriend's ass while yanking his testes and screaming the rank of the sex.
I decided to pull the devil trigger with my boyfriend last night. I gave him a B-
by anonymousICT March 15, 2019
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The Devil's Oreo

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.
Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.
by kreepright February 27, 2013
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Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
by Rex Splode January 6, 2010
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If I Were The Devil

"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.
by The Winchester. January 26, 2023
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Feeding the Devil

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.
Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.
by gmurf413 May 3, 2009
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