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Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank
-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"
by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025
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bard

A un-religious way of sayingOn God” originating from Maryland.
Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”
by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024
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Bard

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!
by Kreffy July 8, 2017
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Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.
Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"
by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023
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Bard

That’s bardddd
Oh chow?
by Chowslover123 July 21, 2022
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Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.
Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...
by Zartosht December 14, 2021
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VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022
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