Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

Yoink

To take an item from someone that may or may not belong to you.

I yoinked the doughnut from the cop.

by J money March 7, 2004

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

yoinked

to describe something being taken; or to describe somthing that has been destroyed

me: i absolutely yoinked this kids ankles yesterday
other kid: thats tough

by juulkid69 November 19, 2018

Yoink

To steal an item from right under the other person's nose and saying "YOINK" when committing theft. Please note that you will need a yoinker's licence successfully do this.

I 'Yoinked the kid's pencil.

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

Yoink

Something being pulled aggressively off someone or something.

Did you see that girl's weave? It went Yoink!

by Datchicken7890 July 14, 2019

Yoink

When something is stolen.

Bruh he just yoinked your shit you gonna let him get away ?

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019