grad student

slave

Grad students perform all the dull parts of research professors don't want to do.

by Lugnut92 August 31, 2009

perpetual student

1) A perpetual student is someone (generally in college or university) who attends for several years, usually more than what is required out of their degree.

2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.

Paul, in his seventh year, was known as the perpetual student at OISE.

by darkestembrace October 18, 2007

Bad Student

(n.) Someone who isn't prepared for class, eg. forgot materials needed to complete assignments or someone not paying attention in class

Person 1: Dude can you toss me a pencil? I forgot mine

Person 2: My god, you are such a bad student

by theheccindoggogoesbork May 10, 2018

watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 16, 2017

Energetic Student

A student who goes beyond the requirements of a lecture and solves proofs or other example that the professor skips over in lecture.

Student: "Dr. Arnold, could you explain how we go from omega to gamma?"

Prof.: "I will leave that to the energetic student."

by Big Jay Mr. MSR May 10, 2012

student ghetto

n. an urban neighborhood primarily inhabited by college students, and located near major universities. A combination of students' low incomes, lifestyles, and constant demand for housing provides landlords no incentive to maintain their properties and locals no incentive to stay. Although shabby, these areas usually have fairly row crime rates when compared with actual ghettos.

Examples include: Oakland in Pittsburgh (Pitt and CMU), Hyde Park in Chicago (UChicago), and the entirety of State College, PA (Penn State)

Parent: "The area around the University looks awful!" Tour guide: "Don't worry, ma'am, it's just a student ghetto."

by Col. Hans Landa August 1, 2011

Medical Student

The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.

Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.

by MedStudents October 18, 2010