the shocker

It's actually...

One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.

Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work

by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006

the shocker

Two scratch the itch, one is a bitch.

The shocker? Come on, at first insertion, two scratch her itch, the other's a bitch.

by Electric Barbarella November 1, 2007

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

The Sticker

Running by cars (friends or not), finding the unsuspecting victim with his window rolled down, and slapping fresh cum on his face.

I just gave that pretentious bitch the sticker, and she started puking.

by StuWert May 16, 2008

The shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

I used the shocker on my girl last night.

by GranmastaPooBaa February 19, 2020

The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt

"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther

by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021

The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.

The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025