The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.

Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!

by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015

Scarecrow Bitch

Scared of peoples judgement and ends up creating an herpes eyesore

Let’s play scarecrow bitch on the new neighbor

by Scowl September 27, 2018

Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.

"Cloud Imperium Games is a scarecrow corporation."

by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024

scarecrow dick

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.

" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"

by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025