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The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.
You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
by AC137 October 4, 2009
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banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. October 7, 2017
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wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.
Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.
by Angel Love December 5, 2007
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riding the cotton mouse

A woman on her period who uses Tampons.
the string is the tail ergo mouse
It must be that time of the month,Molly's riding the cotton mouse.
by Old dead toad May 9, 2006
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the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.
My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.
by Moi Cock March 8, 2017
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chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016
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The Mickey mouse club house

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
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