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mira macho

Mira macho is an expresion used when you are angry or pissed off
by SiMacho November 15, 2016
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Macho Manned

A finishing move in sex during which the man exclaims “ooohhhh yeah” in a gruff voice.
My date last night was lame. At the end he Macho Manned me as his finishing move. Meh.
by Fuckfuckery September 1, 2019
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macho faggot

People ran in fear of the macho faggot when he needed a new pink sock.
by City goiter September 22, 2017
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david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.
Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
by PGI November 23, 2013
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Macho Chacho

a male who shows off excess amounts of masculinity to show that they are not homosexual when indeed they are
person one: did you see chris slap boxing joe?
person two: yeah that was so macho chacho.
by maddypat May 1, 2019
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Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
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macho ibérico

A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"
Me pinto las uñas de color negro porque es un color de macho ibérico
by Eustakios December 19, 2019
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