The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.
Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.
-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
by Teh Duo May 5, 2011
Get the Group Lubemug. by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018
Get the Hell lubemug. Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.
Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013
Get the cock lubemug. "Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
by OliverS May 5, 2005
Get the Natural Lubemug. by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015
Get the Youtube and lubemug. When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
by Santaginas May 6, 2009
Get the lazy lubemug. Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them
by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019
Get the Cubed and lubedmug.