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gump

a faggot or someone who is just plain whack
"omg! look at those shoes they are mad tight son!"
"dem shoes is whack! UR A GUMP! getta outta here dawg!"
by Halla! July 11, 2007
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Gumping

The act of running long distance with no set distance, destination or time constraints
"Rich I'm going for a major spot of gumping this evening, fancy joinging"
"Sorry Lee I can't, my legs still ache from that major gumping session last night"
by Richi Boi June 15, 2017
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GUMP

Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms
The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"
by 2 short July 11, 2009
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gump

a person that is slow, mentally or physically
Josh Woods is a gump.
by Lucas Garcia February 1, 2008
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Gump It

To "Gump It" is to Ejactulate at the site of a Sexual Organ. Such as in the movie "Forest Gump."
Oh My Gosh! Patrick had to Gump It when Samantha took off her shirt.
by Stevosux211 December 24, 2007
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Gump

Being sexual arroused by a figure of matter, without actually being touch, or to touch the matter. Orgasm of the imagination.
Did you see that car, I think I just gumped.
by TheUnlikelyHero October 22, 2010
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Gump

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.
"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."
by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013
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