Facebook

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(N.) The ultimate distractor from all that is productive.

Every time I begin to write my research paper I end up on Facebook.

by playdough14 December 2, 2010

facebook

1. a hard drug.

2. what i'm addicted to.
3. stalking heaven.
4. social life for the antisocial.

B: can you ask janet what the hw was?
A: no! i don't talk to janet, i read her profile and stalk her pics.
B: that's creepy...
A: no it's just facebook stalking.

by facebook addict in rehab March 20, 2011

facebook

A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.

Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!

by Pro January 21, 2006

Facebook

A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...

(Typical teenage status update):

Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("

Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...

(Another status update):

Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!

Brad: ... does anyone care?

by Spazzx April 28, 2010

facebook

stalkers heaven

facebook is for ppl who know everything about you and what you do before you have even met them OR for... ppl with crushes who are too weird to let you know to your face....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

by brfgmvxd March 6, 2009

facebook

A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.

It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.

Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends

Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!

by Julian isgay October 28, 2008

facebook

MySpace's older brother that is just now hitting puberty.

"d00d, MySpace is so last month. Like, all of us MATURE people are on facebook, duh"

by PohTayToez August 24, 2007