1 definition by Spazzx

A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
(Typical teenage status update):

Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("

Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...

(Another status update):

Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!

Brad: ... does anyone care?
by Spazzx April 28, 2010
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