Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

by squelchnghh November 21, 2021

Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020

Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 7, 2021

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

182 carlson place

oh my god its everywhere

Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss

by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

Carlsoned

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

by Meatlegend July 25, 2022