Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.

Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"

by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

by Zartosht December 14, 2021

Bard

A sex-crazed class in Dungeons and Dragons, due to their high Charisma stats.

The Bard decides to seduce the dragon

by NeonPaladin27 March 16, 2021

Bard

DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.

I just won that basketball game

Bard.

On everything i love.

by Casshh December 6, 2023

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

Bard

Chow

That’s bardddd
Oh chow?

by Chowslover123 July 21, 2022