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Alamoed

When you go all-in on something you have no chance of winning, usually ending in failure. Stubbornly holding your ground until you get absolutely wrecked.
I asked for her number but she said ‘Ew gross’.

Damn bro, you got absolutely Alamoed.
by HeWhoAlamoes August 20, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
By the looks of it a R3d Alamo Cannonball took place in there last night.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
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Alamo Hayes

Alamo Hayes is a cool person and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
Bobert: Alamo Hayes is a person of awesomeness right man?

John: FUCK YEAH!
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The Alamo

What to call your girl’s vagina after it has been shaved and the pueblos(pubes) have been eradicated.
My gf has the alamo now I have been shoving my face in it like never before
by Pussislayer69 March 16, 2025
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