Thomas Hawk

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk

I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere

by Interrupting will February 17, 2017

Thomassexual

When you are deeply in love with Thomas and would be infected with the virus because of him

Someone: hey what's your sexuality

Ме: oh i'm Thomassexual

by Tedy_baby January 1, 2021

thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada

thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

Tuomas

The kindest, gentlest and most beautiful soul you'll ever meet. He is very empathetic and sensitive, sometimes too sensitive. He finds it difficult to speak his innermost thoughts and will write them down and express them through music instead. He'll leave clues for you to find, though. He is incredibly hard to read from far away, but when you see him in person his beautiful blue eyes give him away. He'll give you the impression that you are the only person in the world and make you feel like he can read your mind, and you can read his too. His face is incredibly expressive if you know what to look for. He's been unbelievably (and most deservedly) lucky in life but it has come with its fair share of troubles - depression, anxiety, or perhaps some substance abuse issues. He can sometimes lose sight of what's important, and often regrets it bitterly afterwards. Despite all this, he is the most wonderful man, with an astounding ability to conquer the world. He's the most talented person you'll ever meet and combined with intelligence and astoundingly good looks (not to mention sexy as hell) makes him exactly the kind of guy any girl would fall for. And they sure do.

I can't wait to see Tuomas again, I'm so in love with him.

by thatonegirl11:11 July 10, 2021