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textationship

The awkward texting relationship that follows a one night stand, when one party is looking for a relationship but the other clearly is not.
1) Audrey had a one night stand with that guy last night now she's in some weird ass textationship.
2) When Mitch had sexual intercourse with the chick from the party he accidentally gave the woman his number before he left the next day, now she's texting him wanting to hang out.
by Dee0506 September 16, 2013
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textabation

To talk and mastubate to text on the pc, cell phone etc.

also know as to cyber.

Oral textabation involves typing with your tongue while mastubating.
1st person: let me textabate you all the way to heaven
1st person: let me touch your inner thigh
2nd person: mm i love textabation, take me
2nd person: oh yes baby you do it so well ;)
by Msgiggles March 17, 2007
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Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.
My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.
by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010
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textationship

a relationship in which the participants only text and are never seen speaking face to face
Jerry and Bella's relationship had turned into a textationship.
by awkwardhumansclub January 5, 2017
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textlation

That feeling, emotion, or meaning that is lost as one is trying to express themselves through a text message. Similar to a conversation being lost in translation.
"I was trying to explain myself to my girlfriend, but my meaning got lost in textlation."
by Jartmiller August 19, 2009
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Textosation

DUDE I totally had a textosation with her
by yapdizap May 23, 2009
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Textsation

Conversations held through texting. These are often unnecessary and would do much better if the receiving end would just be called. Often the practicing are females with nothing better to do or males trying to get into females pants.

Sometimes textsations are used to formulate plans. However this also seems unnecesary when it might take 5 minutes to call someone to make plans rather than spending an hour through texting.

On the other hand, textsations are great if you don't want surrounding parties to hear what's being said or are in a place where calling someone isn't possible.
A textsation:

555-2143: What r u doin saturday night
555-3214: Not much
555-2143: Would u like to come party at my place
555-3214: *call*
555-2143: I'm at work
...
by agoraphobe April 13, 2011
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