van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 2, 2009

Tetris Whore

Quite simply, instead of being an attention whore, one is addicted to limelight from Tetris and playing it all the time, hence being a Tetris whore.

Guy 1: "Woah, he got up to a 1000 tetris matches in a month! I barely have 800!"

Guy 2: "Geez, you guys are such Tetris Whores."

by aryarosenthal July 14, 2011

Murder Tetris

To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.

After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.

by Fintanio February 18, 2017

tetris kick

it’s when you kick someone in the neck so hard that their neck flies off and their head drops onto their body, like when you complete a line in tetris and it goes away and the above line falls down on the bottom line.

After being tetris kicked by Chuck Norris, Tom Cruise was never the same again.

by neckless November 25, 2009

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023

Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

by Orlofsky October 22, 2011

stomach tetris

v. The act of stuffing oneself with food to a point where no more can be added.

A: I don't think I can eat any more pizza.
B: Do some stomach tetris and down another one.

by Khanman May 4, 2008