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Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry
If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...
by Labattomy May 29, 2012
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tethered dwell

The act of sitting or standing in a place that you'd rather not be, for the sole purpose of recharging a mobile device.
She avoids tethered dwell at the airport because standing with weirdos adds insult to injury when your phone is running low on batteries.
by CLEAR-INC May 17, 2017
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Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.
While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010
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tithered

To be 'Tithered' is to be groped or molested by an individual while your under the influence of alcohol and vulnerable.
Boy: Hey I totally tithered some girl last night!
Other boy: She must have been so out of it!
by Uzzy1000 November 5, 2013
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techer

Some techers pranked MIT again!
by Ahdhfhdiifjcjejejdh October 21, 2015
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tethering

The lesbian act of scissoring, with the added benefit of a double-ended dildo
I brought this hot piece back to my vagina cave for some tethering
by dynamiteroll August 15, 2010
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Techerized

The rigging of any broken or worn tools, equipment, or vehicles of Wyotech Students that Wyotech deems safe or accepted but would most likely get you fired in a real shop consisting of auto mechanics or collision repair.

Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.
That Techerized Ford Explorer has LED light bars Gorilla Glued to his paint.
by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011
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