testosterone booster

Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.

Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.

by Necrozma Beam November 25, 2020

testosteroni

macaroni and cheese spiked with a large amount of physical supplements.

whoa! that girl really improved her basketball game! she mustve been eating some testosteroni

or

1: since when did john grow a beard?
2: he's been eating testosteroni for lunch the last two weeks
1: hmm maybe i should buy a box...

by yougetagoldstar September 16, 2009

testosterony

A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.

Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"

by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008

testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!

So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.

by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008

Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant November 10, 2010