testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.

After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.

by spo2126 August 5, 2009

testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015

tentical porn

Sex with a squid. The squid sticks all tenticals in the ass or vagina

Tentical porn is the best kind of porn

by TENTACLES!!! April 15, 2017

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007