Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010

buffalo testacles

A delicacy eaten in trailer parks, china, and the fear factor.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

testikles

Two brown mexican chica, that have tall houses in urban areas. It has also come to be known as a rare fungus that only grows at the summer solstice.

9/ll, that hoodlum got testikles at the summer solstice

by [e-mail] July 4, 2008

testikick

to kick or be kicked with a extreme pressure or force to the testicular area

im going to "testikick" u if u don't shut up

by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009

The New Testament

When you and your partner t-pose after having an orgasm

Yeah, so when me and Jane did the New Testament, I knew she was the one

by gilf21 July 21, 2019

Testacular

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!

"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"

by Masteroo December 28, 2007

Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003