Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020

tesco

a home like no other

i love tesco its like the home I never had

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021

Piwko Tesco

Polish beer (piwo). The only thing a human male ever wants! if you ever strugle with depression, buy piwko tesco. If you didnt study for your test, drik piwko tesco. If your wife left you, drink some piwko tesco. Solves all life problems.

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by Kqrwa December 21, 2023

Tesco

Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco

Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"

by Favourite child February 7, 2020

dreadfull tesco

A horrifying and twisted tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!

by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 11, 2020