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Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.
"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.
Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!
by Bill Martin October 29, 2003
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tapping my shit

irritating or aggravating one another. Being annoying and working someone's nerves
The teacher is always tapping my shit when he assigns homework over the weekend.
by @tapping August 31, 2016
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tipping the bottle

When you are drinking and alcoholic substance.
He was tipping the bottle after an aa meeting
by Jman1 March 14, 2017
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Tipping Out

To have one's nipples on the verge of exposure.
"you could even see the areola a little bit, she's really Tipping Out with that shirt."
by PrezzyPow May 14, 2020
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Beat Tipping

When you masturbate and focus primarily on the head of the penis, thereby 'beating the tip'.
"aw man, I caught my little brother beat tipping again :("
by Al Day November 9, 2008
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Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's
Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.
by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
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