piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

you can't tell me

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"

Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!

by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010

please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008

you tell me

Expression of strong agreement.

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.

by Mr. Andrews McCurdle January 12, 2010

You wanna tell me why!

An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.

You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!

by Dee Hill February 18, 2005