Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008

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Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
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OMG ITS TECHNOBLADE

by Rigorousbow (RigGaming on YT) March 13, 2020

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techno

A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH TRANCE). Unfortunately, the word techno was hijacked by mainstream media in the late 80's to cover for everything electronic. This pisses off a load of people each day when they hear others say techno for everything from house to jungle. Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. Figure it out.

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by psytrancer June 30, 2004

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techno pagan

Someone who blends modern technology with their pagan or witchcraft practice. Alternately, someone with a pagan spirituality who believes that mechanical and electronic devices, such as cars and computers, have a spirit or soul of their own.

Jarrod uses a Leatherman for his Athame and a laser pointer for his wand. I had no idea he was such a techno pagan.

by B Corbin December 9, 2008

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techno-erotic

When an electronic component, computer component, or other piece of technology is associated with erotica, reproductive organs, or other sexual reference.
It can also be used to describe the use of technology based processes in sexual innuendo.

Example 1:
John mentions in conversation a reference to his computer dongle. Linda replies with "I don't really want to hear about your dongle John," insinuating he is referencing his genitalia.
Example 2:
A woman says to a male, "I've got an open USB slot if you would like to plug your device in," cleary insinuating sexual intercourse.
Example 3:
"The way that connector plugs into that slot is very techno-erotic."

by Nathan the Madscientist November 9, 2008

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