tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

tear the pussy up

fuck the shit outta your girl

Guy: What happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: You know I had to tear the pussy up right quick

by basketballgirl21 April 9, 2016

Tear Drop

1. Water from the eye

2. A sexual act where a male ejaculates into the eye of a female giving off a tear drop effect.

1. I cried tear drops last night

2. I was getting head from my girlfriend and then out of nowhere I tear dropped the wench.

by GreenSteez January 30, 2004

tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")

1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.

by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008

tear your ass

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA

tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!

by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

Tear-Partier

Politically-challenged right-winger who can't and won't accept the outcome of the '08 presidential election. Heavily influenced by right-wing talk-show hosts, they believe the end is near for America, unless they sweep far-right politicians into office. Tear-partiers usually vacillate between lung-swelling patriotism and abject despair, often in the same sentence.

"Did you see the Tear-Partiers marched on Washington? They came to protest... everything."

by songsmith October 8, 2009