tearing the curtains

exhibiting behavior that incites shock and/or outrage in your peers; going against the grain. ORIGIN (literal): ripping or shredding of retractable cloth window covers for no apparent reason

The student was so drunk that he began tearing the curtains in the dormitory.

by Victor Cromwell March 2, 2007

beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

by brunette22 February 16, 2006

gangsta tears

Water that comes from your eyes that only happens when something is extremely emotional or intense. Happens after some one real close is killed.

-"Is that guy crying cus' his best friend died"
-"No, those ain't normal tears, they are gangsta tears"

by SleepyCrazyFun May 2, 2007

manly tears

What men shed as a quiet, dignified showing of being deeply moved.

Whereas merely bawling your eyes out will open you up to accusations of being emo or a sissy, a manly tear shows you're mature enough to show your emotions without whoring for attention.

When Adama found out Apollo was still alive, he shed some manly tears.

Hillary Clinton won the crowd over with manly tears.

by disumbrationist April 21, 2008

Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022

Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

by Tosh August 22, 2004