PE Teacher

A popular job for those predatory paedophiles who lack the necessary contacts for a career in politics.

As the saying goes:

"Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who like watching small boys in the shower, teach PE."

"In retrospect the fact that Jimmy Saville dressed like a PE teacher was probably a dead giveaway."

by Beezus Fuffoon April 17, 2022

crazy music teacher

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.

Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."

by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

angry school teacher

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job

Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher

by The leader of the DBH April 29, 2016

that annoying bitch teacher

thinks they own the school

that annoying bitch teacher is the worst teacher ever

by gilld June 1, 2017

Vegan teacher

Cunt

The vegan teacher is a cunt

by Ollib October 3, 2020

Hot Teacher

A hot educator (i.e. teacher, teacher's assistant, instructor or professor) is an individual who is attactive and works as an educator at a public school, university or college. As a result of their attactiveness, students often find themselves "Hot for Teacher" and thus unable to pay attention to the lesson at hand. A hot educator may try to downplay her attractiveness with more conservative attire. This, in turn, has lead to the assumption that under her conservative attire, is a dominatrix vixen looking for a student or two to discipline.

Ms. Gusba is a Hot Teacher.

by HotforTeach November 24, 2010

English Teacher

Most of them are sad communists.

Billy: "Hey Johnny, how's it going today?"
Johnny: "Nothing much, but my english teacher played the soviet national anthem all through class"

by IlIlIllllIIIIIl February 10, 2019