teabag

2. An incredibly vile way to drink Caesars (vodka & clamato +), in which the drinker dunks a (clean) tampon into their beverage, and then sucks the beverage from the sodden tampon. The tampon in this case, is the teabag.

Poopsie, much to the horror of all onlookers, dipped his teabag into the drink, and sucked it dry.

by haysoos March 28, 2005

teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.

That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!

by Bradle April 19, 2006

teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.

Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.

by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009

teabag

To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.

Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.

by bajrah December 28, 2005

teabag

When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.

*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*

by Amber April 22, 2005

teabag

Performing a dunk during a basketball game within close proximity of a defender such that near the apex of your jump you are able to spread your legs and place your scrotum near or on the defender's face.

EX1. Damn that dunk was nasty; fool got teabagged!
EX2. For Shawn Bradley to be so huge he sure gets teabagged alot!
EX3. Yao needs to get a mean streak and stop letting smaller players teabag him.

by 0xfefe July 3, 2005

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.

I killed a guy and teabaged him.

by matchbox May 12, 2014