tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

by wallaby44 November 11, 2015

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021

tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

by IzzyC. June 13, 2019

tatty water

man juice

i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch

by doc_love80 October 4, 2003

tatty bye

Means goodbye, but literally translates to "potato bye." Yes. Very normal.

"I have to go now.... tatty bye."

by Booakasha March 10, 2010

Tattie Houcer

A word commonly used to refer to Hibernian and Celtic fans.

'You're a right tattie houcer ya Hibee!'

by Blair Cee September 8, 2007