target

The chick you are hoping to be scoring with.
That's my target right there. (point)
by brendan May 13, 2004
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contrary to popular belief, Target is not a bad place to shop and/or work. They pay me more than any of my friends make at thier jobs, and i always walk out knowing that i had a good, productive day, that i would have otherwise spent on my ass. the one problem I have is that they have recently cracked down on thier minor policy, and if we work one minute after 8 hours, we get yelled at. pay is good, atmosphere is good, its a clean store. superior to wal-mart in every conceivable way. the people there are amazing, and everyone is nice. more upscale than wal-mart, but prices that are not even close to high.
i dont see why yallz be hatin' on target. its a good place.
by thephman November 08, 2006
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a bad place to pimp since you wont have a lot of luck.
kmart might be better or wallmart wall mart
by OnyxO September 04, 2004
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A Corporate Scandal waiting to happen. A Company where the level ones took advantage of all the LOD's and took breaks when ever they wanted for as long as they wanted to. Also a company where level ones got STLs and LODs fired. Apparently because of some "stash" Or where weird initials would appear everywhere like.... EMG, BMB and CMS and the word OWWWWWWWW was a legacy. And breaking Merchandise/ Store property is a hard habit to break. And being Fett was cool.
Yea Fuck target that place sucks ass! STL Jerry is a fuckin red neck and LOD Rich is a fuckin FAG! Joette that head case bitch! STILL GOT THE COMPANY BY THE BALLS SINCE 2002!
by BOBOOOOO!!!!! October 27, 2004
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The Targets

A sudden uncontrollable urge to poo while shopping in Target.

This applies to other retail stores depending on ones preferred shopping locale(eg. Walgreen's, Best Buy for men)
H: "I had a bad case of The Targets in CVS today"
by DurHol February 12, 2011
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target

the place where you by usless stuff to make your life better
lets by that lamp
lets get that pillow
lets go to target
by #usless December 08, 2017
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