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Tar-Dar

Radar Device For Retards. Lights start A-Flashin' and Buzzers start A-Buzzin' when a TARD comes within 50 feet.
I took the Tar-Dar to Wal-Mart but had to turn it off because every 10 seconds the damn thing kept causin' quite a ruckus!
by NoLKo November 8, 2008
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Tar Star

The Arse Hole. Similar to the Chocolate Star Fish but clean.
That jerk last night tried to poke me in the tar star.
by Brittain December 17, 2003
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Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.
Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!
by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011
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Tar head

A tar head is a heroin addict. Someone who sits, leaving black trails of heroin on foil,with nasty black dirty finger nails, tainted from the black burnt foil
Damn look at joe, he's let himself go, you can tell he's just a tar head
by BootyiSbeauty February 22, 2019
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tar pit

when your ass wont seem to come clean after a nasty poop.
brad: wtf took you so long?
eric: sorry was taking a shit and got stuck in a tar pit.
by shazbanaut July 4, 2010
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tar heel

someone who lives in the state of north carolina, but more commonly someone who goes to UNC..one kick ass school. most known for their mad skills in college bball, their biggest rivals are dookies, or alumni/students of duke u. aka the biggest losers in the world. the fans are loyal, the campus is gorgeous, and the colors are hot. (white and light blue)
the north carolina tar heels won the national championship in college basketball this year.
by rashad lover August 28, 2005
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Tar and Feather

The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).
"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.
by Darth Invadher September 7, 2012
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