Tar-Dar 

Radar Device For Retards. Lights start A-Flashin' and Buzzers start A-Buzzin' when a TARD comes within 50 feet.

I took the Tar-Dar to Wal-Mart but had to turn it off because every 10 seconds the damn thing kept causin' quite a ruckus!

Tar-Dar by NoLKo November 8, 2008

Tardarse 

A vulgar term for someone purposely being stupid.

Tard being derived from Retard
Arse being the general British term for backside. a.k.a. Ass.

The "Tardarse" OmFg Im So HoTt TaLk To Me BaBy!1!!!

The non "tardarse" Will you shut the hell up you god damn tardarse!

Tardarse by Tommy Kerr September 6, 2005

tardariffic 

Ridiculously Terrifically Retarded
as in thinking, speaking, or acting like a MORON.

When my ex sent me a fb friend request he was being supremely TARDARIFFIC.

tardariffic by kjc380 October 17, 2010

Tardaritaville

Like margaritaville but for retards

Hey Mike, do you want to come with me to Tardaritaville?

Tardaritaville by anonymous May 21, 2024