Tapsithe

Tapsithe: TAP-sahyth pronunciation similar to 'capsize'

noun, slang: vulgar
1. Grave insult, meaning 'waste of sperm' in relation to a person.

noun
2. The devotion of time to a useless activity.
3. Sometimes used to indicate a bad harvest year.
4. A sterile man.

verb past tense: tapsithed
5. To waste time on a useless activity.
6. To fail a simple task.
7. To give birth to a deformed infant.
8. To lose one's virility.

Origin: 1665-75; appar. var. of Old Norse Tapt, meaning forfeit, and Sæði, meaning seed.

"General Custer was a tapsithe for several reasons."

"That fool that stole my girlfriend? He couldn't even get it up for her. What a tapsithe."

"I tapsithed an easy spelling test because I forgot it was today."

"After Shannon dumped him, he completely tapsithed. Won't even go out anymore."

"Ugh, my first-year Seminar class is a total tapsithe. I could be involved in a play but, because of this bullshit class, I get to waste an hour of my life every Monday & Wednesday instead."

by aysia222 September 21, 2011

Tapster

born out of the 209 cali, Tapster is short for the word "Tapatio" the salsa picante, it started from a bunch of friends and I havin the munchies without any real salsa so we used the TAPSTER....

lil b- where the Tapster?
russell- my fridge little nigga.

by chadwick moore April 17, 2008

tapskip

To tap on snaps, posts or messages of friends or followees on cellular device social app Snapchat, in order to quickly skip them without actually viewing them. Tapskipping is often done to simply get rid of unread message or unviewed post notifications, or to give Snapchat followees a false sense of validation by causing them to believe that their posts have been viewed.

- So, girl, you've been viewing my snaps, but you won't say hello, huh?
- No, I just tapskip them to clear my "Recent updates" area, moron.

by Luigj September 24, 2016

tapsilog

A very yummy filipino dish including: Egg, Garlic rice, beef, and other vegetables and fruit you can add on like spring onions, tomatoes, ginger, and others. I recommend eating tapsilog for breakfast.

And yes I am Filipino

Filipina : Oh what is your breakfast tomorrow?

Filipino : My breakfast is tapsilog tomorrow.

Filipina : WOW! That is so yummy!

And yes, filipinos can speak english. Oh btw filipina = filipino girl filipino= filipino guy

by Bored10yearolld March 7, 2021

Tapsy

he’s a very attractive person. he’s easily the sexiest man in the galaxy. he’s got the biggest penis on planet earth. he’s very funny and is a pussy magnet.

oh he’s so sexy

his name must be tapsy

by freesj1593 July 28, 2021

Tapsa

Tapsa is hilarious - there is no doubt about it. Anyone crossing his path will leave with a heart full joy, warmth and laughter. Be aware though; he will tell inside jokes that even his closest friends will not understand and he will use random expressions such as losahdus, kihistely, huuttis and 0kpl 0kpl. Just play along even if you don't understand and you'll have a lifelong friend. He will also tell crazy stories, although 75% of them tend to have värikynää. If you do not have anything to do, he'll invite you to play football or Counter-Strike, even if he had met you 5 minutes ago.

Despite being huumorimiehiä, Tapsa has his deep side. If you engage in a conversation with him, you'll have an hours long analysis about space, dictators, contemporary dating culture or the meaning of life. If you are struggling, he'll come to your door, gives you empathy, support, a bottle of wine and keeps you company until you feel better.

Tapsa: *alkaa jankuttaa jotain hokemaa missä ei mitään järkeä*
Muut: juuh elikkäs
Tapsa: *jatkaa hokemaa viikon ajan*
Muut: *alkaa jankuttaa samaa hokemaa joka evolvoituu eri muotoihin eikä kukaan muista mistä se lähti*

by 0kpl November 22, 2021

Tapsiru

Misunderstood lad often can act up and get himself in some shit but their a nice person just doesn’t think ahead of time but their a sweet person.

Damn I miss Tapsiru.

by um who is u November 25, 2021