red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Low taper fade day

So on January 7th 2024 the man Ericdoa released a video of him singing about his life and got too his grandma he didn’t want to cry so he tried to make himself laugh and said “imagine if ninja got a low taper fade” the video blew up in popularity amassing over 10million views the next day ninja found the video and shortly after released a video of him getting a low taper fade after that a picture of ninja in a low taper fade gained popularity and after that the meme spiraled into its own thing

Today is January 7th which means it’s low taper fade day dang that’s so MASSIVE

by overfloww January 08, 2025

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by TheDummyBummy January 06, 2025

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 03, 2022

Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.

I'm going to low taper touch you!

by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025

Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011