Tanning

When a person who is a crazy drunk is drunk

Man, calm down and stop drinking, you are tanning.

by Lord Willis November 2, 2003

The Tan

A Mancunian superhero. Equipped with the powers of flying, mind reading and lazer vision, this dude from Up North is everything you could ever want in a lad of 5 ft. He rocks my world.

Is it a bird...is it a plane...no...its..THE TAN!

by Livie April 7, 2005

tan

(verb) to mess up or fail; a curse of failure infecting other athletes. Named for gymnast Kevin Tan due to his epic failure.

"I really want the US to win, so I hope that French athlete tans on the uneven bar."

by Cookie_Nut October 9, 2008

tan

dance maneuvers used by a dancer so fast that the person they are dancing with have no clue of where they are; Ninja Skillz or Shadow dancing.

I think I need a break from that dance floor, I just got tanned and i'm kind of dizzy.

by CeezHop January 24, 2010

tan

a derrogitory remark made in the direction of An african} american or individual with dark colored skin.

Fuck! did you see how tan that guy was? he must have been at the beach all day!

by PUKEBLOOD October 2, 2007

tanning

When you receive so much anal sex, that your whole ass gains a complexion of a beautiful tan. But this is not from the sun, but rather a mix of shit, blood, cum and lube. This is usually applied to gay men, and is complimentary.

Damn white boy, your ass got a tanning tonight!

by McShoogs November 21, 2016

tan

"tan" is an internet slang acronym which means "That Absolutely Noodles". It is used to comment on something that the 'speaker' thinks is awesome or cool. Often used in conjunction with the tilde (~) key. eg. "~tan"

tan can also be combined with other internet shortenings such as "lol" to create something like "~loltan"

"tan" is becoming widely used within the gaming community and young hipsters who are down with the latest trends.

"Dude you totally pwnd that n00b!!11 ~tan!!1!

by Tatty Hat March 10, 2009