Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard

One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that

by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010

Tipi tales

A creepy Canadian show that would only play at night and would scare children and was made by native Americans

Tipi tales is a scary show

by That Florida man guy March 8, 2020

Veggie Tales

Cartoon show featuring vegetables that talk about religion, which if you stop to think about it is appropriate because followers of most religions are vegetables unable to think for themselves.

Right after Davey & Goliath, there's an episode of Veggie Tales on the Trinity Channel.

by Samurai Sam September 28, 2006

talesa

Talesa is literally a reflection of the worlds view, of our view from our own 1st person speculated sense from our very eyes. She’s either so bright you can’t see her, got so much snxiety you can’t look at her if you want her around, or too with the in crowd you cant recognize her. She’s the portrait; a visionary, a painted photo. Someone who is beyond perfect, pixelated and tuned, buffered, chopped n screwed. Is everything to no one, and is no one but “talesa” to everyone. There she is, where’d you go? She’s Sybil.

“Where did Talesa go, did you hear about what the fuck she was doing last night?” “Talesa’s fucking high, out of her mind bro”

by Lilbabygrem December 13, 2021

coke tales

Total insane terminology formed by insideous moaning and gossip.

Is that true or is another one of your coke tales.

by WiseArd August 22, 2017

Hoe Tales

A story about general Hoeness and Hoedacity as witnessed by another or from the hoe themselves.

Eg. You see the Hoedacity of Shaniqua, I could tell you some Hoe Tales about her.

Eg2. Have I told you the Hoe tales that I was getting up to last night!

by It’s just suzan September 17, 2021

Emblem tales

A Roblox mmo rpg game that was set to release in 2020 but flopped and its owner is currently living under a bridge.

Person 1: Emblem tales was a bad game
Person 2: yea, adopt me is 10 times better than Emblem tales

by shx34d June 1, 2023