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A British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
table by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024
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Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
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Me; hey how's it goin-
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