Darion (Tripod)

Dazza what a sick cunt with his massive tripod, has maximum cumshot distance of infinity, once it goes it can not stop. He occasionally feels light headed. Genuinely built different. Manz plays basketball without any hands. Only everything below the built.

Person 1: Oi mate, is it just me or is Darion (Tripod) floating
Person 2: Oi nah brah he’s just resting on his dick stand

by Mr Handsy August 27, 2021

God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.

What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021

trixed

to be tricked, specifically led into something that was never really there. like the cereal Trix, where the rabbit is led on by those kids but he never gets the cereal.

Person 1: So I woke up early to go to the caf, because I heard they'd have french toast today....
Person 2: And??
Person 1: They didn't. I got up at 6 AM only to be trixed.

by supertroll June 23, 2009

Tripped

To accidentally (or purposefully) stumble on an object

"I tripped on that rock over there."
"I can't believe she tripped me."

by dragonfly-her? January 22, 2020

Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014

Tried

1.)When someone ,or often something, tells an insulting joke to you. (orig. in Georgia middle school) resembles burn.

2.)When someone or often something tells an insulting joke to someoneyn. for burn(origin. Georgia middle school kid)

1.)sue:"Omg you have something on your face!!!!"

You:"Oh really??? What?"

Sue:' Uglyness"

Everyone at Lunch/Class who heard:"OOOHHH She TRIED YOU!!!!!

or "TRIIEEE" or "TRIED"

2.)Becky:"how can all three of you fit in that seat???"

Sue & Joanna: "What the hell are you talking about???? There's only 2 of us!!!!!"

Becky:"No there's actually 3 (Points to Sue) "one,(points to joanna) 2, 3!!!"

Everyone on Bus who overheard:"ooh tried!!!! or "she tried you!!!!!!" or "TRIED"

by Rawsome001 October 18, 2009

Tripendicular

80's style surfer slang. Really wicked, in the raddest way. Having a Tripendicular time is like having the the most awesome day of your life.

Today was the most tripendicular day ever!

by William81 November 7, 2007