TP

the smallest measurement known to man; origins being an acronym for "tom's penis"

wow, he won by a tp!

by Grimmjow December 17, 2007

TP

A commmonly used item, usually in the form of cylinders. Is found in most North American households. Used to wipe the rear end, dawg!!

YO, DAWG!! Pass the TP y'all!
HEAVY CASUALTIES!!
Ain't got no shiznat peice o' shit dawg damn in des' hoes y'all!!

by F-DAWG, and B-UNIT! February 25, 2005

tp

triple penetration (1 in the pink, 2 in the stink)

"oh yeah baby put a dick in my pussy and 2 dicks in my ass!"

by Dave February 26, 2005

TP

"TP" is the acronym for a Transgender Person, or a person who has had a sexual reassignment surgery. A man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man, would be a "TP."

Chastity Bono had surgery to become a "male" and is now known as Chaz Bono. Chaz is a "TP," or Transgender Person.

by Whistle Berries September 04, 2011

TP

A total prostitute. Not your average prostitute, she is the complete package so watch out.

Daisy: Hey Kyle, I heard your sister is a prostitute.
Kyle: Yeah, but she's not just any prostitute...Shes a TP!

by SmartieBroski December 18, 2011

TP

to take toilet paper and put it on people's houses, car, lawn ornaments...etc.

"Hey guys, let's going TPing"

by northfacegirl14 April 22, 2009

TP

tight pussy-meaning a woman's Vagina hasnt been penetrated enough by a man's dick or the dick that is normally used is not big enough to stretch the walls of the vagina.

Jewel always said her "tp" was good, but when i put my dick in there i thought i was swimming in like Michigan!!

by fred davis May 26, 2005