tossers

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"
by Jack the lad... March 28, 2007
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someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
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by daniel brunning May 01, 2003
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Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

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Micheal Mark is a tosser
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A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).
That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.
by Dean Eager October 07, 2003
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Iconographer, Knobjockey, Idiot Powers, F*ckwit
I think morale is low at the moment......

Powers, you are a tosser.
by CDB September 26, 2003
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One who cannot spell the work 'Burberry', preferring instead the term bubery. Also, one who cannot even manage to spell the word the same way twice.
Tosser.
one who wears a bebury baseball cap."yo dude, i hate that bubury wearing tosser"
"word yo"
Source: andy surf, Jan 29, 2005
by Hobbit999 October 14, 2005
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